Death Match Rock & Roll World Champions Release Debut CD!

Ladies and gentleman, the band you are about to experience is draped in ULTRA VIOLENCE! Fighting from Hostile City Philadelphia with over 100 years of combined rock 'n roll experience. Prepare to feast your eyes and ears upon the no holds barred, light tube smashing, panty dropping, thunderous drum pounding, fork to the face stabbing, alcohol swilling, table destroying, guitar riff shredding, foreign object wielding, ultra violent underground six man tag team and only current reigning death match rock and roll champions! Introducing the most electrifying band in sports entertainment today....EAT THE FUCKING TURNBUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!

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EAT THE TURNBUCKLE

"Step In The Fucking Ring" CD

Have you ever watched an insanely violent pro-wrestling match where guys get wrapped in barbed wire, thrown through tables, beaten with chairs and smashed in the face with fluorescent lightbulbs? Sure you have. But have you ever watched them play guitars and drums at the same time? Didn't think so. Motley Crue should be ashamed of themselves and their name. Not, of course for the obvious reasons, but because there is a REAL crew of ruffians out there called Eat The Turnbuckle that would rip them a pair of new assholes each, steal their women/money, eat their cocaine and rock them back up underneath Satan's fingernail from whence they came!

This terrifying gang of thugs is composed of six psychiatrically questionable weirdos from the streets of Philadelphia that come from an AIDS infected bloodline of bands from the likes of Bad Luck 13 Riot Extravaganza, Call The Paramedics, Javelina and Hellblock 6, just to name a few. So you can imagine what this sounds like, right? A total shit-storm assault of violent and unapologetic Scum-Punk-Hardcore-Death Match-Rock and Roll! This album is filled with those classic East Coast breakdowns, gallops and gang vocals that we all expect. However, this isn't some generic slab to be overlooked. Not only does ETT combine all the good influences from the East Coast rock n' roll underground, they up the ante with an extremely dangerous and entertaining stage show. If you've ever seen a Call The Paramedics or Bad Luck 13 show, this shouldn't be news to you. Barbed wire, staple guns, fire, pro-wrestling-style stunts, and oceans of REAL blood. This band's existence is a tribute to the Gods of professional wresting which is clearly evident throughout this whole recording with samples from your favorite wrestling stars and an incredible introduction from ring announcer MR. LARRY LEGEND himself! Even the cover art features two wrestlers stabbing the shit out of each other with a fork!

So if you ever get a chance to see these crazy-fucks live, don't expect to be an innocent bystander. "You Better Bring A Fucking Helmet" along with your wallet to the show and make an appointment with your physician for the next morning because these guys live up to everything they sing about, which is rare in punk/metal bands these days. Rail up some nose candy, grab a makeshift weapon, lace up your boots, put on your cape and STEP IN THE FUCKING RING!

First pressing of 1,000 professionally packaged, replicated CDs. Shrink-wrapped in a standard size jewel case.

 
Video for "FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE" from the "Step In The Fucking Ring" CD!

Plague Widow/Oblivionized "This Black Earth" Split 7 Inch Vinyl

At last! Sacramento's very own Death / Grind undertakers, Plague Widow have teamed up with London's 'Avant-Grind' trio, Oblivionized, to bring forth a collection of intense, discordant, mind-numbing and ugly as fuck death metal inspired GRINDCORE!

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(Includes limited color vinyl, hand-numbered poster, sticker, button and a digital download!)

Here's a sample track from both bands. Both tracks will appear on this release. Enjoy...

The Debut CD From Black Mackerel Is No Longer Legend!

From the hot steaming and stinking sewers of Sacramento, California, Buriedinhell Records is extremely excited and proud to bring you the highly anticipated and long overdue release of the mighty debut from Black Mackerel! Stream the entire album now for free and find out what has been slithering through the unholy septic systems of Northern California for about ten years. The legend lurks no longer...

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BLACK MACKEREL

"Fight or Flight" CD

(Available February 28th!)
Before there was CONDEMNED?, on Nuclear Blast Records, in the early 1980s there was CONDEMNED2DEATH (2nd Nuclear Blast Release) and then even CONDEMNED ATTITUDE. However, in between those bands, there still remains an over-looked, red-headed middle child mothered by the Creature from the Black Lagoon and hidden away within the stench-rotted sewers of Sacramento, California dubbed by homeless fishermen as the legendary BLACK MACKEREL. The illusive beast has only been spotted at night between the hours of 8pm and 2am jumping from the sludge to snatch bottles of whiskey while thrashing it's body in a slam-dance fashion only to escape after displaying a victory dance atop the rivers of pisshit like an enraged, coked-out hesher moshing in a circle pit.

This strange anomaly of the aquatic kingdom can only be lured into sight with the sounds of Red Fang, NoMeansNo, The Melvins, Black Flag and Black Sabbath. It's legacy is kept alive by disgruntled fishermen along with old-school and new-school headbangers alike!

"Fight Or Flight" is limited to a first pressing of 100 professionally packaged, duplicated CDs housed in a standard sized jewel case and shrink-wrapped. Catch yours today!

Live footage of Black Mackerel performing "Good Friend" from the "Fight Or Flight" CD!

Buriedinhell Unleashes Debut Black Metal CD!

Buriedinhell Records is proud to announce the release of the debut CD from local Black Metalers, Human Filth! Stream the entire album now for free while you order. If you are a fan of old-school black metal like Dissection, Dark Funeral, Burzum, Satyricon or Naglfar, take our word for it. GET THIS CD!

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HUMAN FILTH
"Damned With Satan's Might" CD

The debut album from the misanthropic, homo-erectus-hating, anti-christ cult of dirty devils unknown to greedy, mindless monkeys in three-piece suits as HUMAN FILTH! Sounding as if they lurk within Satanic frost bitten forests of the northern viking lands, it may be surprising that this corroded crew actually hails from the scorching hot streets of Sacramento, California. These religion rejects condemn mankind for it's unfathomable atrocities against it's own "spirit" and universe with some violent and ear-numbingly cold Black Metal. Invoking the spirits of audible antiquity, four filthy fiends conjure forth six spells reverberating like a lost ghost from the infamous realm of the nineteen nineties and some of it's rulers including Dissection, Dark Funeral, Burzum, Satyricon, Naglfar and many more.

"Damned With Satan's Might" was a DIY labor of hate which was recorded, engineered and produced by the band themselves. But don't let that ruin your expectations, the quality of the recording is hardly "low-fi" and is limited to only about an ounce of echo and reverb. However, there's definitely no shortage of PURE BLACK EVIL! This offering was recorded more like an old-school death metal album, void of annoying triggered/fake drum samples. Everything was recorded live and sounds tragically human and disgustingly filthy. The perfect mix of raw primitive violence and produced precision.

The opening track, "World Of Mine", introduces the band with a thrashing onslaught and abruptly halts and leads us into a mid-tempo, head-banging gallop as blood curdling, venom spat growls invade the sounds of Satan's army at war with everything. The battle continues with "Deny Christ" which creeps into a slower mid-tempo beat enveloped by a classic "double-picked" Black Metal style melody. Suddenly, after we've become content, the dreary crawl is invaded by lightening-speed blasts, chaos-inducing thrash mayhem and skull crushing "double kicks." The title track, "Damned With Satan's Might" reminds us of Satan's flag raised high above the unsuspecting despicable human race with a barrage of brutal blasts and threatening thrash assaults along with a short droning moment that is usurped by even more flesh shredding anarchy! The fourth Satanic movement, "Suffer The Wrath" slithers through the caverns of hell at a serpent's pace with eerie droning guitars and tortured screams. Near the end the monotony is broken by an epic and melodic guest guitar solo provided by one of the band's comrades. After the solo fades we are acquainted with "Unwanted Existence" which ushers in a whirlwind of thrashing guitar pandemonium like an anthem from Satan's army as the pounding percussion advances from purgatory to end all life on Earth. Speaking of the end, "Frost Bitten Forest" finalizes our journey through the devil's domain and proves the misconception of Hell being a pit that is engulfed in flames. The bitterly cold, dark and grim axe wielding coupled with high pitched shrieking from a damned soul entombed in ice emphasizes that the end of existence is more like a cold, black, depressing and lonely forest.

"Damned With Satan's Might" is limited to a first pressing of 100 professionally packaged, duplicated CDs housed in a standard sized jewel case and shrink-wrapped. Available at an extremely affordable price that would make even Satan himself smile.

Brand Spankin' New Site for 2013!

Greetings! All of us at Buriedinhell Records are extremely proud to report that the 2013 New Year has brought you a brand new official website to accompany our webstore!

After so many years of almost completely ignoring humanity's most recent hair-brained scheme also known as the "internet", we've finally decided to boldly go where everyone else seems to have gone before and create our very own official website! Although, we have had an internet presence for a number of years, most notably our webstore which was designed by Buriedinhell's very own Zencart guru; the beautiful and talented Mistress Priscila, now you'll have a starting point in which to navigate all of the detestable things that Buriedinhell Records has to offer.

In order to achieve this giant leap forward, we commissioned the incredible talents of Mr. Hal Rotter of Rotting Graphics! We asked him to flap that beard, shake them dreads and cast his coding spells and ancient skills of design wizardry into the mainframe of the old Buriedinhell Blogspot page and here's the majestic end result. Aside from being a demonic webmaster wizard of antiquity, Hal is also an absolutely killer artist, so be sure to check out his work and consider one of his creations to represent your next project by visiting his facebook site linked above.

At first glance you should have already noticed how simple it is to navigate the new site. You should now understand the moist feeling in your pants and rare upward curvature of your lips as you discover new ways to ruin all of your humanish senses (yes, we've licked our vinyl and cds and find them quite delicious and strangely arousing as well). We've added some exciting features like...

An "Upcoming Show" calendar which also features a "Flyer Archive" so you can see how our photoshop and design skills have progressed and which insanely awesome past Buriedinhell shows that you missed while sitting at home with your thumb up your ass. Yes, we have surveillance EVERYWHERE and we've seen you — Gross!

There's also an "About/Contact" section so you can get a hold of us and submit your band's recording properly or ask us a question about the ordering process or your current order's status. You can also learn about Buriedinhell Records throughout history. Was that really Lee Harvey Oswald's buddy seen on the grassy knoll? Or was it a US Government sniper? NO STUPID! It was Buriedinhell Records, of course...DUH!

The new site also has beautiful "drop down" menus when you "mouse over" the "Releases" and "Distro" features. Now you can quickly search our label or distribution catalog with just a couple of clicks. Dare we say, SHANZY?! Well, you might not be impressed that we've finally journeyed into the "golden years" of the interwebs, but our Mothers think we are cool and that's all that matters!

And for our capitalist bastard cohort store owners and peddlers who pimp out our scene for the benefit of stockpiling dollars in overseas bank accounts while championing the "one percent" hierarchy, there is a convenient "Wholesale" button so you can avoid that pesky human aspect of the business world that we know you truly despise (hows that for a run-on sentence? High school English teachers be damned!).

Finally, we are also overjoyed to have joined forces with some good friends in the Sacramento underground punk and metal scene to help bring you the Godless Noise Web Zine. This site takes you beyond the gates of the Buriedinhell empire and delves into the seedy, pus-bubbled-pimple ridden underbelly of the worldwide headbanger / punk rocker takeover conspiracy. Not only is this Zine a killer way to squander your employer's bankroll while surfing the web for hours on end, you'll soon be able to enjoy the Zine in a newsprint format. Toilet paper back-up or ancient cryptic reading medium — You decide! We're so excited about Godless Noise that we actually considered squeezing our own rosy cheeks until they gushed blood, but then we came to what's left of our senses and decided that we'd reserve that for the children instead, like always...

Now, go forth and pillage and plunder in the name of the unholy ruler of everything created and uncreated. We know you're thinking, Charles Bukowski, but we (with the utmost respect and love) think that if hell actually existed, it would be conquered by much more devilish and despicable individuals, like the heads of advertising and marketing at Scion.

See you in hell...

Kennethfuckinghoffman

SORROWER "S/T" 7 Inch Vinyl | Buriedinhell Records

SORROWER "S/T" 7 Inch Vinyl

This is the debut release from these Arizona scene veterans on Buriedinhell Records. Includes ex-members from E.T.T.S. But does not carry the same porno-gore-grind torch. Rather, Sorrower executes a Grindcore style influenced by European Death, Grind and Hardcore Punk. The songs are down-tuned, fast and aggressive as hell, full of D-beats, blast beats, browbeats and any other kind of beatings you can imagine. Even though there's 8 tracks on this 33rpm slab 'o wax, Sorrower will leave you weeping for more. This record is a must-have for any fan of Grindcore & vinyl! 

Grab your copy today from the Buriedinhell Records webstore.