Ladies and gentleman, the band you are about to experience is draped in ULTRA VIOLENCE! Fighting from Hostile City Philadelphia with over 100 years of combined rock 'n roll experience. Prepare to feast your eyes and ears upon the no holds barred, light tube smashing, panty dropping, thunderous drum pounding, fork to the face stabbing, alcohol swilling, table destroying, guitar riff shredding, foreign object wielding, ultra violent underground six man tag team and only current reigning death match rock and roll champions! Introducing the most electrifying band in sports entertainment today....EAT THE FUCKING TURNBUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!
"Step In The Fucking Ring" CD
Have you ever watched an insanely violent pro-wrestling match where guys get wrapped in barbed wire, thrown through tables, beaten with chairs and smashed in the face with fluorescent lightbulbs? Sure you have. But have you ever watched them play guitars and drums at the same time? Didn't think so. Motley Crue should be ashamed of themselves and their name. Not, of course for the obvious reasons, but because there is a REAL crew of ruffians out there called Eat The Turnbuckle that would rip them a pair of new assholes each, steal their women/money, eat their cocaine and rock them back up underneath Satan's fingernail from whence they came!
This terrifying gang of thugs is composed of six psychiatrically questionable weirdos from the streets of Philadelphia that come from an AIDS infected bloodline of bands from the likes of Bad Luck 13 Riot Extravaganza, Call The Paramedics, Javelina and Hellblock 6, just to name a few. So you can imagine what this sounds like, right? A total shit-storm assault of violent and unapologetic Scum-Punk-Hardcore-Death Match-Rock and Roll! This album is filled with those classic East Coast breakdowns, gallops and gang vocals that we all expect. However, this isn't some generic slab to be overlooked. Not only does ETT combine all the good influences from the East Coast rock n' roll underground, they up the ante with an extremely dangerous and entertaining stage show. If you've ever seen a Call The Paramedics or Bad Luck 13 show, this shouldn't be news to you. Barbed wire, staple guns, fire, pro-wrestling-style stunts, and oceans of REAL blood. This band's existence is a tribute to the Gods of professional wresting which is clearly evident throughout this whole recording with samples from your favorite wrestling stars and an incredible introduction from ring announcer MR. LARRY LEGEND himself! Even the cover art features two wrestlers stabbing the shit out of each other with a fork!
So if you ever get a chance to see these crazy-fucks live, don't expect to be an innocent bystander. "You Better Bring A Fucking Helmet" along with your wallet to the show and make an appointment with your physician for the next morning because these guys live up to everything they sing about, which is rare in punk/metal bands these days. Rail up some nose candy, grab a makeshift weapon, lace up your boots, put on your cape and STEP IN THE FUCKING RING!
This terrifying gang of thugs is composed of six psychiatrically questionable weirdos from the streets of Philadelphia that come from an AIDS infected bloodline of bands from the likes of Bad Luck 13 Riot Extravaganza, Call The Paramedics, Javelina and Hellblock 6, just to name a few. So you can imagine what this sounds like, right? A total shit-storm assault of violent and unapologetic Scum-Punk-Hardcore-Death Match-Rock and Roll! This album is filled with those classic East Coast breakdowns, gallops and gang vocals that we all expect. However, this isn't some generic slab to be overlooked. Not only does ETT combine all the good influences from the East Coast rock n' roll underground, they up the ante with an extremely dangerous and entertaining stage show. If you've ever seen a Call The Paramedics or Bad Luck 13 show, this shouldn't be news to you. Barbed wire, staple guns, fire, pro-wrestling-style stunts, and oceans of REAL blood. This band's existence is a tribute to the Gods of professional wresting which is clearly evident throughout this whole recording with samples from your favorite wrestling stars and an incredible introduction from ring announcer MR. LARRY LEGEND himself! Even the cover art features two wrestlers stabbing the shit out of each other with a fork!
First pressing of 1,000 professionally packaged, replicated CDs. Shrink-wrapped in a standard size jewel case.
Video for "FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE" from the "Step In The Fucking Ring" CD!
